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Sardarji went to temple on Hanuman Jayanti!


Pujari offered him aarti.

Guess wat did Sardarji do?



Sardarji blew off d diya & said,

"HAPPY B'DAY HANUMAN JI
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*Surprise
4u*Close
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Nex time
follow
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On ur single smile Thousands people die.
keeping smile & reduce population of India.
Never smile in front of the miror.
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MY CHILDHOOD HISTORY
I kicked lions, i pulled tigers tail. i broke cheetahs legs i threw elephants but then the toy shop ownre kicked me out of the shop
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Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .
if i was borned before i think i may die
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