2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes &return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
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Morning when u wake up u have to do two things
1-Pray to god that u can leave nicely
2-Do bath that others can live
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A sardar walking on a road in a very huge rain he felt down and a crowd lightend and sardar shouts loudly saying hay whos that u cant black mail me and hidden his face and went away
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Some of the people all like sardar came to a meeting And disscusing
1st sardar:-Hello we want another land for the fools like us
2nd sardar:-Where can we find that much huge land and who gives us
3rd sardar:-We want a country that is already devoloped like america
4th sardar:-How can we get america???
1st sardar:-Simple we announce war on them we will lost gaurentily they will mix us with them thats it
5th sardar:-If we win??????????????????????????????????????????????????
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Friday, October 16, 2009
SMS COLLECTION-1
Sardarji went to temple on Hanuman Jayanti!
Pujari offered him aarti.
Guess wat did Sardarji do?
Sardarji blew off d diya & said,
"HAPPY B'DAY HANUMAN JI
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*1*
*Special*
*Surprise
4u*Close
yo
Eyes!
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
.
.
.
1
Stop
lying!
U
dint
close
yoUR
eyes!
Nex time
follow
instrctns
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On ur single smile Thousands people die.
keeping smile & reduce population of India.
Never smile in front of the miror.
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MY CHILDHOOD HISTORY
I kicked lions, i pulled tigers tail. i broke cheetahs legs i threw elephants but then the toy shop ownre kicked me out of the shop
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Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .
if i was borned before i think i may die
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THESE ARE SOME OF MY COLLECTION FROM OTHER SITES AND BLOGS AND NOT WRITTEN BY ME
Pujari offered him aarti.
Guess wat did Sardarji do?
Sardarji blew off d diya & said,
"HAPPY B'DAY HANUMAN JI
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*1*
*Special*
*Surprise
4u*Close
yo
Eyes!
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
.
.
.
1
Stop
lying!
U
dint
close
yoUR
eyes!
Nex time
follow
instrctns
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On ur single smile Thousands people die.
keeping smile & reduce population of India.
Never smile in front of the miror.
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MY CHILDHOOD HISTORY
I kicked lions, i pulled tigers tail. i broke cheetahs legs i threw elephants but then the toy shop ownre kicked me out of the shop
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Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .
if i was borned before i think i may die
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THESE ARE SOME OF MY COLLECTION FROM OTHER SITES AND BLOGS AND NOT WRITTEN BY ME
Collection of some funny sms
Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. Please tell them your age !
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1 day u'll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
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i'll take a coin toss it b4 study..
if heads- go & sleep.
if tails- go & watch TV.
if stays vertical- go & listen music.
if stays in air- oh..let's try to study for xams.
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4 Years Of Study.
50 Gb Syllabus
50 Mb We Study
50 Kb We Remember
50 Bytes We Answer
Binary Marks Get
This Is Known As EMPTY BRAIN
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You hav 70% beauty. You are 75% sweet. You are 85% naughty. You are 90% cute. You are 100% lovely. Totally. 70+75+85+90+100 = UR 420...
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A boy was folowing a Girl,
Girl Replied:-Don't follow me, my SISTER is Coming behind u
Boy replied:-Don't Worry My brother is Following her
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Today is monday(or any other day)...........
Forward this 2 all your friends and within 7 days another Monday will come........
believe me, It's true....
Its really working.
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Forward this msg to 10 people &
U will get…
NOTHING..
Its true.. its really working..! Even i didn’t get anything!
Except a smile on ur FACE..!
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What is the difference bETWEEN Alcohol and Poison.
If u drink Alchol u will dance around the people....
If u drink Poison people will dance around U....
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When i call you.....1st ring i miss you
2nd ring i think of you,
3rd ring i like you,
4th ring i like you,
so much 5th ring,
idiot pick up the phone.
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The BALL can escape from BAT
The RAT can esscape from CAT
But
Your dabba cell cant escape from my msg
gud evening
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One day Santa had a Dream dat Sum1 Killed him!
Next day he closed his ICICI account..
?
?
?
Coz ICICI says, "WE MAKE UR DREAMS CUM TRUE..
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1 day u'll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
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i'll take a coin toss it b4 study..
if heads- go & sleep.
if tails- go & watch TV.
if stays vertical- go & listen music.
if stays in air- oh..let's try to study for xams.
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4 Years Of Study.
50 Gb Syllabus
50 Mb We Study
50 Kb We Remember
50 Bytes We Answer
Binary Marks Get
This Is Known As EMPTY BRAIN
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You hav 70% beauty. You are 75% sweet. You are 85% naughty. You are 90% cute. You are 100% lovely. Totally. 70+75+85+90+100 = UR 420...
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A boy was folowing a Girl,
Girl Replied:-Don't follow me, my SISTER is Coming behind u
Boy replied:-Don't Worry My brother is Following her
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Today is monday(or any other day)...........
Forward this 2 all your friends and within 7 days another Monday will come........
believe me, It's true....
Its really working.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Forward this msg to 10 people &
U will get…
NOTHING..
Its true.. its really working..! Even i didn’t get anything!
Except a smile on ur FACE..!
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What is the difference bETWEEN Alcohol and Poison.
If u drink Alchol u will dance around the people....
If u drink Poison people will dance around U....
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When i call you.....1st ring i miss you
2nd ring i think of you,
3rd ring i like you,
4th ring i like you,
so much 5th ring,
idiot pick up the phone.
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The BALL can escape from BAT
The RAT can esscape from CAT
But
Your dabba cell cant escape from my msg
gud evening
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One day Santa had a Dream dat Sum1 Killed him!
Next day he closed his ICICI account..
?
?
?
Coz ICICI says, "WE MAKE UR DREAMS CUM TRUE..
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send this...(funny sms)
"I Love To You"
send this message to 10 members u can get a free trip to police station
ADVANTAGES:-
There free food,shelter and body masaj better try this
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THIS IS JUST A JOKE
send this message to 10 members u can get a free trip to police station
ADVANTAGES:-
There free food,shelter and body masaj better try this
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THIS IS JUST A JOKE
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
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Monday, September 7, 2009
Do You know?
My father is a very good doctor he daily treats nearly 90 to 110 members.He is doctor in homoeopathy.iam very proud to be his son and he is also going to create a blog which i will inform u soon.
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