Collection of some funny sms

Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. Please tell them your age !
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
1 day u'll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
i'll take a coin toss it b4 study..

if heads- go & sleep.
if tails- go & watch TV.
if stays vertical- go & listen music.
if stays in air- oh..let's try to study for xams.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
4 Years Of Study.

50 Gb Syllabus

50 Mb We Study

50 Kb We Remember

50 Bytes We Answer

Binary Marks Get

This Is Known As  EMPTY BRAIN
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
You hav 70% beauty. You are 75% sweet. You are 85% naughty. You are 90% cute. You are 100% lovely. Totally. 70+75+85+90+100 = UR 420...
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A boy was folowing a Girl,
Girl Replied:-Don't follow me, my SISTER is Coming behind u
Boy replied:-Don't Worry My brother is Following her
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Today is monday(or any other day)...........
Forward this 2 all your friends and within 7 days another Monday will come........
believe me, It's true....
Its really working.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Forward this msg to 10 people &
U will get…

NOTHING..

Its true.. its really working..! Even i didn’t get anything!

Except a smile on ur FACE..!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What is the difference bETWEEN Alcohol and Poison.
If u drink Alchol u will dance around the people....
If u drink Poison people will dance around U.... 
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

When i call you.....1st ring i miss you
2nd ring i think of you,
3rd ring i like you,
4th ring i like you,
so much 5th ring,
idiot pick up the phone.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

The BALL can escape from BAT

The RAT can esscape from CAT

But

Your dabba cell cant escape from my msg
gud evening
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
One day Santa had a Dream dat Sum1 Killed him!

Next day he closed his ICICI account..
?
?
?

Coz ICICI says, "WE MAKE UR DREAMS CUM TRUE..
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------